Character: Wally West / "Kid Flash"
Series: Young Justice (TV)
Character Age: 15
Canon: Teenage superheroes get their own private base to run covert operations out of for their famous Justice League mentors. Chaos ensues. One of the aforementioned teenage superheroes is Wally West, better known as "Kid Flash", nephew and protege of The Flash. Just like his mentor, experimental chemicals mixed with a lightning strike granted him super-human speed and the reflexes and metabolism to match.
Wally likes to think himself as much of a ladies' man as he is a superhero, and - much to the annoyance of his teammates - always has a lame flirty quip at the ready. A jokester, Wally is always quick (see what I did there) to comment lightly on most situations. Feeling that the world moves too slow, he is impatient and often rushes into situations before thinking. He's also a science whiz, and his belief in science is so absolute that he refuses to believe in any sort of magic, even when it’s right in front of his face.
Sample App:
Hey, do you have a map? Because I think I'm lost. Lost in your eyes, beautiful. ...Guess you're kinda the masked, mysterious, quiet type, huh? S'cool. It's totally normal for ladies to be struck speechless by me. The name's Kid Flash, and you can consider me your own personal hero. So, what kind of hero-ing do you need? I make an especially fine bodyguard, and believe me, your body looks especially fine.
--Whoa! Okay! Not so much with the guarding bodies that are falling apart. Gross. Guess that whole lack of lower jaw thing explains the quiet. Why don't you just cover that back up. There you go. Now lets get you to a doctor. This is some seriously advanced leprosy. Or. Something? Oh come on, don't start moaning about brains! Zombies aren't real. Short of viruses escaped from some lab that cause brain inflammation and-- Huh? A brochure advertising this place as a magical zombie summer camp. Uh-huh.
Okay, "magical loopy barrier"? So not magic. It's so obviously a Möbius strip-based teleportation field. And those "psychic" toucans? Advanced robotics with telepathic mind rays. Purple gorillas? DNA modification experiment gone kinda weird. Absolutely nothing magical here, all just totally normal science. I'll admit I'm curious how you get ladies' underwear to grow on a tree though. I definitely need to see that one for myself. Back in a flash!
Haha, get it? Because I'm Kid Flash? Genius.
voting IN at 88.1%!
Series: Young Justice (TV)
Character Age: 15
Canon: Teenage superheroes get their own private base to run covert operations out of for their famous Justice League mentors. Chaos ensues. One of the aforementioned teenage superheroes is Wally West, better known as "Kid Flash", nephew and protege of The Flash. Just like his mentor, experimental chemicals mixed with a lightning strike granted him super-human speed and the reflexes and metabolism to match.
Wally likes to think himself as much of a ladies' man as he is a superhero, and - much to the annoyance of his teammates - always has a lame flirty quip at the ready. A jokester, Wally is always quick (see what I did there) to comment lightly on most situations. Feeling that the world moves too slow, he is impatient and often rushes into situations before thinking. He's also a science whiz, and his belief in science is so absolute that he refuses to believe in any sort of magic, even when it’s right in front of his face.
Sample App:
Hey, do you have a map? Because I think I'm lost. Lost in your eyes, beautiful. ...Guess you're kinda the masked, mysterious, quiet type, huh? S'cool. It's totally normal for ladies to be struck speechless by me. The name's Kid Flash, and you can consider me your own personal hero. So, what kind of hero-ing do you need? I make an especially fine bodyguard, and believe me, your body looks especially fine.
--Whoa! Okay! Not so much with the guarding bodies that are falling apart. Gross. Guess that whole lack of lower jaw thing explains the quiet. Why don't you just cover that back up. There you go. Now lets get you to a doctor. This is some seriously advanced leprosy. Or. Something? Oh come on, don't start moaning about brains! Zombies aren't real. Short of viruses escaped from some lab that cause brain inflammation and-- Huh? A brochure advertising this place as a magical zombie summer camp. Uh-huh.
Okay, "magical loopy barrier"? So not magic. It's so obviously a Möbius strip-based teleportation field. And those "psychic" toucans? Advanced robotics with telepathic mind rays. Purple gorillas? DNA modification experiment gone kinda weird. Absolutely nothing magical here, all just totally normal science. I'll admit I'm curious how you get ladies' underwear to grow on a tree though. I definitely need to see that one for myself. Back in a flash!
Haha, get it? Because I'm Kid Flash? Genius.
voting IN at 88.1%!
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